Lincoln: I've had enough of this stupid costume! Yes." NOTE: I apologise to those who hate NSL fics, but ive really wanted to get this off my chest. "I know you're headstrong sometimes, but I know that deep down in your heart, you love me. Brawl in the family alt ending8. No Such Luck, No Such Love is a The Loud House fanfic written by SpartanXHunterX which can be read here. Lucy: Come on Fangs, we've got some repaying to do for Lincoln. "Lori!," Lynn Sr. yelled, "You should better then to stop suddenly in traffic!" Lynn ran outside and falcon punched him. Ive put up with your insults, your immaturity, your punches, your violence, your madness, your lack of manners, your stubbornness and your attitude and after today, ive well and truly had it! ", Luna: "No, you were right. ", Lincoln: "But just because you lost your game, doesn't mean you have to pin it on me! The parents were shown to be hypocritical at the end, telling their children to behave when they cause the whole family to be kicked out and then tricking them into going to Aunt Ruth's and letting them have a nice weekend at a homemade spa (yes I'm aware the Aunt Ruth thing happens more or less unintentionally but come on, it doesn't really make a massive difference). Especially with the ending, so I created this story to give it a better ending. (Lincoln, without hesitation, hugs her, with the rest of the sisters joining in for another group hug. What seems to be the problem?" Lincoln: I admit, it was stupid of me to drag that lie on, but while i learn an important lesson not to be a fibber more than i needed, what do you numbnuts learn!? "But, as usual," Lincoln added, walking towards his parents, "We didn't and as a result you got angry and grounded us." We should thought about it ourselves before jumping to a preposterous conclusion that you were bad luck. Lincoln blushed and hugged Ronnie Anne. # 17. the loud kamen rider by Dratinibro. Uh-uh, I'm nothaving it. [Later, Lincolns room is unlocked and his furnature was back. Head Poet's Anxiety alt scene12. He helped hold us all together and outings just won't be the same without Lincoln. He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. [The crowd cheers, the Loud family gasps in shock] Lynn: "No! i certainly didn't expect something like that, but i guess curiosity must be fed. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. You can't ground us, we're the parents!" We said we were sorry. The minute after those words left Luna's lips, the security officer leaned his face in front of Luna's and responded with, "You can help me by letting me into your room. Lucy: (shedding tears) Me too. I'll definitely come to your next game, Lynn. Leni: *Gasp* My Sewing Machine! after they let go, Lincoln notices Lynn standing with her head down.) Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. Theres no need to shout. Project Loud House; Ties That Bind; It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House; Toads and Tiaras; . The siblings were heard saying numerous phrases but they all pretty had the same topic, 'What did we do to get kicked out already?' ], [They pant heavily, before realizing it was all a nightmare. And with that, Felix fell unconscious, thinking about what kind of damage those kids would do in their anger. NOBODY!!! I do not own The Loud House, it belongs to Nickelodeon Animation, created by Chris Savino. Status Update. Journal. Lana: You know, all of a sudden, I really hate myself! Perhaps i was wrong to fall for such a deception, even for my age group. ", Lori: (smiles forgivingly) "It's alright, Lincoln. Lincoln: Girls! While we do so, sit on the couch and DON'T MOVE!" (Cries) All my precious tiaras. (yet another author interruption: I know this sounds harsh, but in all fairness, that is a pretty stupid thing to do and the reason behind it doesn't help). I hate that you do nothing but ruin other people's lives, including one of your own! Lynn: Stop being such a baby and just put that suit back on! ", (after a few seconds of silence, Lincoln smiles at them), Lincoln: "I forgive you." And once again, computer typing was heard and, after a couple minutes, she got her answer. Lincoln: (off-screen) Where are you going Luce? Lynn: Let go of me you crazy, raging brute! ", Lincoln: (To his all sisters) "All thoseevents I attended, was I bad luck? I certainly am not! (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. I demand an explanation! "As grateful as I am that I saved you from making a dangerous decision," the man said, his tone getting lighter for a moment before returning to a serious tone, "I'm afraid that doesn't do much to the amount of trouble you're all in.". I do not own Loud House, Spongebob Squarepants, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Wayside or Loud House Tales. Ive often helped feed your pets and come to your stunt moves. ", Lincoln: "Oh, and I'm sorry for breaking your golf clubs, Lori. Morag: is it now? Lincoln: Shut up, you loud-mouthed dope! And even if you don't always succeed, your a good at it. Spell it out alt ending7. "What," Felix said, "what is it?" Lola: WE'RE HORRIBLE BRATS!!! Can you check on the computer and see who's staying in this room." Im sick of everything thats happened to me! Whenever you fell like you need a break, you're free to take a rain check. WE RUINED OUR WHOLE FAMILY!!! Can you please just come down here? "Now go to your room," Lori said, pointing to their parents' bedroom, but when they still sat on the couch feeling guilty, she yelled, "NOW!" ", Baseball Announcer: "I think you're rubbing off on me, Pep. EVER!! I loved it. Felix looked at the door and saw a number 5 on it. I-, Lincoln: "LYNN!" Despite the pain his body was in, Felix grabbed his walkie talkie and said, "Maddie." Lincoln: (with angry tears) I'm throwing this stupid, disgusting thing away! No self-insert oc this time. News flash; I live here!". ", Baseball Announcer: "Talk about bad luck. "Aunt Ruth," Rita said, trying to stop the kids from doing something they'd regret, "hang up the phone." He'll ruin it for them!" Rita: "Even worse than they already were!" Chester: "OK, if you know the words to this song, sing along!" [Lincoln starts song off with turntables and keyboards.] Also, any negative comments or comments suggesting that I'm trying to paint the siblings in a bad light will be deleted and I will block you. ), Lincoln: But you know what!? (It cuts to the beach, Lincoln is in sunglasses and a hat.). Lincoln: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The softball playoffs. Cuts back to now. Someone at front desk please respond." The woman groaned and responded with, "It's not so much the dip that got them in trouble, rather it was their lack of swimwear that did." ", Sisters (sans Lynn, with sad looks on their faces): "No. "YOU KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE AND TO BE HONEST, I WAS GLAD WHEN YOUR PARENTS DECIDED TO TAKE YOU TO THAT HOTEL BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF BEING STUCK WITH YOU MONSTERS FOR TWO DAYS!" Rushing to the balcony door, he opened it, getting the girl's attention. she responded back with, in a bit of an uninterested tone. Lincoln: Happy Valentines Day, Ronnie Anne. Lincoln: Throughout my life, ive been teased, laughed at, kicked out of rooms, blamed, grounded for petty reasons and done so many humiliating deeds for all of you! Any bad luck? Lincoln: (marches up to Lynn) Straight from you, you big bully! Once again, this shocked Rita, she thought she knew her aunt, but clearly she was wrong. One Squirrel tosses the bat right at Lincoln by accident. Lynn sat next to her and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, in an attempt to comfort her. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. I hate how pathetic and chicken you all are! This is also a parody fanfiction that is based on Spongebob Squarepants' episode 'Hall Monitor,' The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron's episode 'Hall Monster,' Wayside's episode 'Safety Monitor,' it is also based on a chapter from Loud House Tales that was called 'Hall Monitor,' however that is no longer up for some reason, and Lynn Loud Jr. being a hall monitor in the Loud House season 5 episode 'Schooled!' Lucy. Lynn has a bruised cheek and the rest are all still coated in muck and wet from the sea. Honest! It really doesn't. Post an update . Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Youre our brother! ", Lynn: (angered, she gets closer to Lincoln and raises a fist at him) "If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna-", Luna: (pull Lynn back) "WHOA! Honey, we're back. Rita: How about we all sleep in the living room tonight? After half an hour, Lincoln begins to sweat like crazy and lose his mind. Lincoln: I said NO! Those were the last words Ruth spoke to the Loud family before hanging up. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. ", [It's revealed to be Lincoln in the runabout costume], Lincoln:[to the viewers] "My plan is simple: I watch the game in disguise, and when the Squirrels win, everyone will see I'm not bad luck. Keep on writing fics like this! I HATE THIS!!! Said baby had an angry face and she glared at her mom and dad, "Poo poo!" I hate that you made me feel like an outcast! [knocks Pep down], [Lynn finishes her run and gets picked up by her family in celebration of her victory. He turned to specifically glare at the parents and added, "And just so you know, you're banned for life now. In this Loud House Alternate universe a man made virus force's mankind to abandon earth.all except one 11 year old Lincoln Loud was accidentally abandoned by his parents and five sisters as an infant and was forced to fend for himself 11 years later Lincoln has adapted to his new hunting and gathering lifestyle and. I was being a sore loser! Computer typing was heard yet again and, after a few moments. Lisa: (beat) Okay, i admit, maybe there were many explanations to resolve such crazy, inane hooey. She hoped the kids would say something, but all they got were grunts of disbelief. ESPECIALLY THE EXTRA TOE! I do not own the Loud . Lucy: So, that's it then? "I can't believe you," Luna yelled, "I didn't even do anything yesterday and you still decided to ground me for no reason!" Wow, Lincoln, I'm really sorry. "EXCUSE ME???!!!" nosuchluck loudhouse Well here is an alternate ending to No Such Luck that ends on a happy note. "Yeah, we literally got kicked out of the room," Lori started with, also angry, "BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" 902 8 2. ], Baseball Announcer:[clinging to Pep]"SQUIRRELS WIN! All of you!" And if you do, I'll have you arrested! ", Lola: (with a sad look on her face) "No. "We don't have a hotel room anymore," Lincoln said, in a very angry tone that the parents weren't used to seeing. "Which room number is it?" "So just so you can remember clearly," Lincoln started with, before he and his sisters got red in the face, "WE HATE YOU!" I don't expect it to be good, I just felt like doing an alternative ending. Things were destroyed or damaged and they saw some people getting tended to for bruises. You're supposed to be grounded to the hotel room, remember?" Post a journal. Lynn Sr.: OUR ONLY SON DESPISES US, WE WERE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WE RUINED HIM AND WE DESERVE IT!!!! Ugh!" Lynn Loud steps up to the plate, but with the luck she's been having today, the Squirrels are looking a whole lot like roadkill. *Sniff* No more clothes making for at least a week. Then you'll be treated like irresponsible teenagers." SEE YOU NEVER!" ", Lincoln: "No, Lucy. Since the room is occupied, it should've shown up as that in the computer database. We feel so ashamed!" Rita: (with a broken voice) "We're so sorry Lincoln! It's not me who's the problem, it's you and your stubborn nature. My disgust for them is almost as strong as Edwin's lust for blood. WE WERE NEVER PARENTS!!!! (turns his attention to Luna) "Luna, remember when we went to that SMOOCH concert? ", Lisa: "And if it's any consolation, you weren't the only one who should've thought about what you were doing. Those honors go to Nickelodeon, Teletoon, Chris Savino, Stephen Hillenberg, John A. Davis, Louis Sachar and Gold Cartoonist (who is located on fanfiction). You took it too far! Lincoln: (to the viewers) "Well, looks like everyone learned something. I'm calling the cops! DeviantArt Protect. I hate boring science lectures! But the woman did, "That your parents were caught skinny dipping after hours? Kick the . A Happy Ending New Reading List. It's too broken, even for me! ", Lori: "Oh Lincoln, if you don't feel like attending our events all the time, we're not forcing you to go. (Lincoln picks up the head and jumps up and down on it several times.). She walked into the spa and asked, in her usual ditzy tone, "Hey guys? That question caused all the sisters to become shocked and then become angry. 5 months of research ruined. The important thing is that we learn from them. This whole trip their parents were telling them to behave and they got grounded when they didn't, but now they're learning that they did something to cause them to be kicked out of the hotel after only one day. That's not how it works in the hotel. Lisa: I have truly disgraced the scientific community Lola: Does this mean Linky doesn't love us anymore? "Uuhhh," Luna started, unsure of how to start the conversation, "Hello, security dude. Eventually Lincoln had the courage to say something, but was stuttering as he did so, "Areare you saying" he wanted to finished that sentence but felt that he couldn't. As she started getting cleaning supplies to try and restore the lobby to a sense of glory, Maddie thought to herself, 'If the kids did this to the lobby on their way to find their parents. He staggers inside, weak and collapsed. I'm the Duke! The last one he is shown reading has the Ninja Steel Rangers from Power Rangers Ninja Steel on the cover. Lynn: Put that suit back on Lincoln! Lori: (sighs) Maybe we did go a little too far with these crazy superstitions. And, as a result, everyone, including the obnoxious guys and Lucy, were terrified. The family sees this and gasps in shock.). turns her attention to Lincoln) "Get out! Directors Kyle Marshall (segment Frog Wild) Chris Savino (segment No Such Luck) Writers Chris Savino Lincoln: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "YOU HEARD HER!" Lucy: Helping a brother who helped me. Lisa responded with in her genius talk. Scared as to what will happen if they say something wrong, eventually, Lincoln stepped forward and proceeded to say, "We're really sorry, sir. Lisa: That's the last time I ever fall for such phone-baloney! Youve ruined my life and made me look like a melting snow cone!! Eventually, Rita broke the long silence, saying, "Kids, I know you're angry at us for causing us to be kicked out of the hotel. Lincoln: (tearful) No! "Not cool, guys." The moment she said that, Lynn Sr. and Rita's faces became shocked with horror, their kids knew about what they did and that they got kicked out because of it. The siblings and parents saw Leni standing there, mom and dad were curious why Leni wasn't with them in the room but before they could say anything, Lisa answered her, "Yes my second oldest sibling. Lincoln: "Coming!" I spread one little white lie just to get more free time because i cant afford to come to so many actvities all in one go! alternateending stpatricksday theloudhouse lincolnloud theloudhousefanfiction stpatricksday2022 Requested by austin2468. No pun intended. "Do you have any idea how guilty you made us feel for possibly ruining your vacation for acting like ourselves?" +7 more. LYNN LOUD HITS A GRAND SLAM!!! And after that, the whole room was silent. ", Lola: (slightly sad) "Well, I probably would've before, but, from now on, you come to my pageants when you want to, and if not, it's fine by me. "Listen to what?" There must something we could do to put a proper spotlight on our dear duke. (facepalms. Lincoln: Which is why Im making you all wear squirrel suits for the rest of your lives, [They all gulp. Also yes, this story takes place in season 5. (pauses for a few seconds) "Do you guys notlove me anymore? But in hindsight, I guess I should've thought about it more before lying to you guys. He had a glare on his face and he was tapping his foot on the ground repetitively, showing that he was serious. (The family gets more and more heartbroken as he continues to rant.). At the end of the day, the family's bonds couldn't have been any stronger, they talked more and spent more time bonding, even if it just watching something on the TV. Slow down Lynn! 'What did he mean there's a massive storm heading her way?' Lisa: Easy, easy! Lincoln yelled, "WE HATE YOU!" "Yeah, I guess that's fair," Luna said, "we made a promise with you and we couldn't keep it." Trivia. Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. My team needs that! "Nah, Aunt Ruth," Luna said, "you're gonna wanna listen to this." I've had an account on this website for about a year and a half now and this is the first story I'm doing for it. You don't care about me, you think I'm nothing, but a thing, you care about no one, but yourselves, you never wanted a boy, you don't have feelings, you all feel NOTHING ANYMORE!!! Lead walls will keep my bad luck from affecting anyone. She pointed to the back row of seats. Understood?!" I am an 11 year old boy, not some object to be pushed away and than used! He even throws many of his family's items out the windows, such as Luna's guitar, Luan's comedy props, Lisa's science set, Lori's phone, Leni's sewing machine and dresses, Rita's typing machine, Lynn Sr's cowbell, Lana's animal shelters, Lola's cosmetics and tiaras, Lucy's poetry book and coffin, the TV and most of Lynn's sports equipment. Lynn: (sighs) Who am I kidding? ", Lincoln: (to Leni) "Leni, all those times I went to the Mall with you to pick out clothes, anything bad happen those times? Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Everyone awed over this.] Patching Things Up / Cheater by the Dozen. Fade to the sisters all waking up from their nightmares. He's a big fan of you, Lincoln; and he told me that you're working with news. Incredible from The Incredibles on the cover. Just so you know, in case you ask about that). Ruth shouted at the top of her lungs. Of course, it's not like the parents could them there anyway. Honestly, while Rita still a little sad that her dear aunt disowned her and her family, she thought it was for the best, if Ruth felt it was right to call her children monsters then that wasn't someone she wanted her family to be around. While eating breakfast, Lincoln learns from his sisters that they have planned activities later in the day. They thought that if they did or said something that this man didn't like, he would turn them to stone with his glare. Leni was working, even though she wasn't even hired and what she was doing is illegal (author interruption: ok I know, to be fair, this is Leni we're dealing with and she means no trouble, but still, what she's doing is unreported employment, which is against the law, look it up if you don't believe me). Why do these three buffoons have the room. Lori turned to face him, lowered the window and said, "What?" I wont spend the whole afternoon working up an over sweat in that stupid costume that reeks and doesnt fit me! I got to find somewhere to hide! So consider this as a fourth fanfic of mine. After that, Rita began crying, a member of her family that she loved despite everyone else hating her had just disowned her and her family. I can take being kicked out of family activities and being locked out of my room, butbeing locked out of my own home?! "But she's still family," Rita added in, "And family stick together no matter what." THAT THING IS AS HIDEOUS AS YOU!" Whats next? This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. @JackLeighton19 Idea on How to End This Story: Employee: (Grunts) That's it! Lana said, glaring at her parents.